hooded jacket has pockets to hold everything you need to: be on the road, fighting zombies, disarm nuclear bombs, autotune top 40 hits, prove the legitimacy of big foot, run for/from office, whittle, fish for deadly crustaceans, you get the idea. It will keep you looking for your house keys doing whatever it is you plan on doing and it looks like one of those sweet Spytech vests from your childhood.